It'll be a cold day in hell when skateboarders stop skating, and
No way to stop, cold spells when you start hating
They wanna hate, they gotta hate
There's nothing to appreciate except a lot of waiting

It's lose-lose buckaroos and your loss is blatant
And who to show and prove to accept your boss Satan
It's nothing cute, we're sucker proof
With Christ air crucifixes from the Church of Skatan

Always hard, dropping Ric Flair, always large
Pittances are requisite for fixing shit, we gotta charge
The fix is in, we get it in
And recommend you come correct or we sound alarms

We got a farm, goon squads with some longer arms
Cartoon characters, into sharing Lucky Charms
They know the law, they grow the slaw
Good for toking, home brewing up something warm

Saint Liborius'll pour you up a cup of liquor
He was a patron who was waiting to heal up the sicker
He passed the torch, we manned the sport
Then instigated earthquakes and plucked up the Richter

We win-win from within cuz we're blessed victors
They sin-sin coming pissed, cuz they're wicked pissers
We're major players, they're skater haters
We're not going to take it, like Twisted Sister

Deal, but don't bother checking, your best bet's to fold 'em
I got a criminal record, you best bet it's golden
I recommend you keep your peace, or you'll get it stolen
Try to draw on my account, it's Texas Hold 'Em

Know when to say when, like you've had half a Jack
Cause if you keep talking trash, we'll have to chat
And I don't speak pollution, but I can bag it Jack
Don't let your squawking be the straw that broke the camel's back

I'll apple-jack you, leave you floating in a bowl
Til I flush you down the hole, whoops pop goes the mole
Look mama, no eyes, he rolled over and got 'em stole
By father Baberaham, and papa was a rolling swole

Like the feds or policia
Cause I'll keep the cheese that I find in the freezer for your re-up
See ya, sorry I had to Ali ya
But there's a sucker born every minute, and I wouldn't want to be ya, peace bruh

Broken bones are an accepted hazard in this sport
The key to safety, wear your pads and know how to fall
Oh my God, I forgot to wear my safety equipment
I can't ride this pool man,
One of the most important things in skateboarding is to wear your safety equipment
This is a skateboard safety clinic, and I'm involved in skateboard safety