Middle School was one big bummer, I was prepubescent, I got no numbers, No girlfriend, no sex, no Hummer, I couldn't lay pipe, I was no plumber. Mom made me eat wheat bread, no wonder, And she wouldn't drive, and I was no Runner, Classmates were lame, and got no Dumber, I thought I would never make it to the next summer. What was wrong with me? I used to be a lover, but I got no love from my sisters and brothers, I was broken up like, totally asunder, Until one day, I made a rookie blunder. I was late for class, mothertrucker! Front door was locked, I had to find another, I Bumped into skaters, you know, class Cutters, Dumping trash cans and jumping over the Clutter. What are you guys doing? I managed to stutter, they Both rolled their eyes and laughed at each other, Then one of them grinded the curb above the gutter, they Utilized wax to make it slick like butter. I was hooked, nothing looked funner, I Felt like a pirate, ready for plunder, Snaking local spots, and stealing their Thunder, I Lost my religion, praying to the god of lumber. I purged all my toys, I had a new Hunger, Already a vegan, I would be no Hunter, Fuck the military, I was no Gunner, and Telling Mom and Dad would certainly be a stunner. Mom, I want a skateboard, Wait till Christmas? But school just started, I'm way bored and I'm going to need plenty of time to practice. Hey Dad, got any work? I got to have some kind of income to Buy a bunch of gear and not look like a jerk, Give me a loan? I'll pay it back and some. Hit the store, spread out, Find the board section, Mom get the bread out, The selection is pretty tapped, one Last roller derby and a ninja by Nash. The latter's corny, I pick the former, Formerly a boy, I now I'll become a border, Ching ching, the register Rings, That's the sound of upcoming rounds ding ding! Take one, learn how to ollie, 50 takes later, feeling full of folly, Maybe skating just isn't my calling, Those kids at school will help me, prolly... Next day, I skate to class, Get speed wobbles on the hill and break my ass, Still boisterous, I asked the boys what's up? Where'd you get your ride?, Toys R Us. What? That's not where you got yours? No nerd, That's a kids store, you didn't know? Oh, sure. Go to a skateboard shop, so where? They don't serve your kind there, poser! What! Man those dudes sure suck, Mom didn't know it was a kids store? Pure luck. What if she did? think of that! Maybe she's just cheap, can't we take it back? What? Why, you got what you wanted! I need a pro model, and this is not it. Wow, you're so ungrateful, go skate! On that thing? No way! I stormed to my room while she lost it, And threw that toy in the closet, I was bummed and needed some healing, it Took another year before I caught the feeling. Dan, my brother's lil friend, Brought over a jinx by Vision with him, The grip alone was fresh to death, and he Let me ride until I had to catch my breath, When out of nowhere, my ollie power worked, I Had to be alone on some wall flower twerk, I couldn't believe it, I finally scored, and Now that I could see it, I had to buy a real board. Hey Dad, help a brother out sir? He started me at $1 an hour, It took two months to buy some cool stuff, a Gator mark rogowski and a block head toothbrush, Mom had bought me some cons, but I Got air walks with lace protectors on top, Blue bullets and brand new tracker trucks, pink and purple ripped griptape, that's what's up. Vision Street wear had a cool T, but I Wouldn't be caught dead with their shoes on the street, Fuct jeans and a backwards ball cap, a Farmer tan till the fall, I was all that. The next time I bumped into those douchebags, They had on saggy pants and dew rags, Later skaters, nice to know your, Past your Prime, and I'm know poser.

Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, the only way to fly Boarding, recording, beers and getting high You can skate the city, or stay here and ride Please be respectful, when you get out a line, cuz When you're outta line, you may be outta time, that's Why we got a waiver, and you gotta sign, we're All here to skate, not to see somebody die, and If you break, it's your fault, not mine Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, hit us on the run Boarding, recording, beers and getting dumb Bowls in the backyard, gaps in the front, a Drop from the balcony, don't bite your tongue Slash the jersey barrier, like a masked punk Bomb down the alley, but watch out for the drunk, cuz If you hit a bum, the cops are going to come, and If the cops come, they may say some'n Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, it's how we like to live Boarding, recording, beers and getting blitzed Stay in St Louis, bring your girl, bring the kids Pay up to wake up and skate, you got dibs If you got the money, I got the diggs Mi casa es su casa, it's your crib, a Cupboard full of roofer and some beer in the fridge, a Yard full of concrete, hope you brought your rig Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, as if it's not enough Boarding, recording, beers and hitting blunts Respect all guests, but be careful who you trust Some pull fast ones, others pull stunts, I Had to pull permits to set this all up, my Neighbors signed off, so I took 'em out to lunch, I Went and found fill, about twenty-five tons, and Twenty-five masons to get the job done Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board Cool Airbnb, board and board

Makes sense you boneless as a beginner, than Going straight for a sex change like Caitlyn Jenner You may need to heal inward, than Switch your body jar in the middle of your tenure Too late, it's your birthday, we're gonna Party like it's your first tre, pull a Tic Tac, for your first date, don't Wait for a coffin till your worst day When you, give up the ghost like Casper Hospital flips lead to casts of plaster Darth-like dark slides of disaster Sometimes feeling hot flashes like a fire cracker Feeling feeble? go eat a salad Stay off the roast beef and meatloaf ballads Lay an egg plant for better balance, but Too much melancholy can lead to callouses Stay light as a feather flip Slide like a bertlemann, smooth as a Tedder lip That Superman might pique your pinterest When you catch air as high as Mount Everest Don't show your backside, check the method Do it proper, hold it, for longer than a second If there's no comply, don't get her naked, and Never show off your stiffy, especially if she's frigid From a daydream to a nightmare Too many hurricanes may get her right there But beware, if she likes prayer Madonna's only gonna wanna bless some Christ air Either him or Sean Penn Don't shoot footage, unless you get a long lens He'll Texas two-step on your chin, he's Like a caveman, just waiting to hang ten

Diy, Diy, Diy, ride, ride, ride! Sneaking round town, Home Depot to Costco Dukes full of hazard, on the lookout for Roscoe All close friends, Kimosabes and Tontos Bonding of concrete and Bondo With skateboards of course! Piggybacking from gift horse to gift horse Actions speak louder than social discourse And if any city needs a skate park, it's yours! Can I get a hell yeaher And we didn't have to rub elbows with the mayor Anyone and everyone that matters is here This is my war and all's fair Following the money like, he's a suitor Warning all vagrants that we're some shooters Dumpster diving, like we're some looters And hell no to scooters, bikes and fruit booters Diy, Diy, Diy, ride, ride, ride! Straightening it up with the finishing touches Spilling out innards of Swishers and Dutches Everybody's ready except the kids with their crutches Only thing we need is the ribbon for cutting

This next segment demonstrates but a few of the many uses of wood That naturally occurring cellulose material that we often take for granted During the segment, count the variety of ways That you see that wood is actually being used They're calling. I'm hollering. They're troll'lolololn, ha! I'm loln You go get the drills You go get the screws Let's hop up on our saw Horse and make something huge This Lumber is creaking It's speaking to you Like it was wondering what we were Tinkering with or thinking to do Oh yay, I wanna half pipe No way, I wanna jump No wait, I wanna wall ride Whoa ay, I wanna bump Oh say, I wanna rail slide Bro, mane, I wanna hump So wait, I want it small Too late, I want it plump Slow it down, we got time to Go to town, first we gotta Know the how's, what's, why's But's before we throw it down Who's got the cash, who's Got the hash, who's got the Flask? Glug, glug, glug Glug, thanks I needed that First let's do some stretches Best bet, learn to get limber Then herbs do some blessing And get burnt to a Cinder Don't get too turnt Make it some work to remember Be a tree whisperer Please, speak in timber Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash, very good, have a drink Keep your freestyling to a Minimal, bad lines are criminal I'm giving you one last Chance to measure up, digital Sorry to be so reprimanding Like your granny, but there's Nothing worse than touching the sad Curves of a bad tranny Let the doctor operate All we want is Doctor grade, a PhD with a proper blade and OCD or you walk the plank Get off the ship, back to the Ditch with you kid, don't Bitch, it belittles bitches And we are all feministses Chicks are always welcome, except the Ones who're trying to sell some Unless you're into helping, keep your Feedback for the yelping Pussies aren't recommended But we wish them all the best Always hard as cement, maybe we're Better off in a sausage fest Reefer with some brewskis and a Teener two of two skis, just a Little dab'll do ya, stay Away from meth and roofie's, lots of Boards, boards, Dogtown needs its Lords, lords posers make us Bored, bored, groupies get Ignored, Lord, whores! Whores! Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash, very good, have a drink

No way! What the frick trick is that? Wait, did I even get that? It almost looked like some kind of mishap Like a white m.c. how does it wrap? Rodney figured it out, he's no simpleton Then Guy Mariano and Jeff Kendall did When it got to J.T. and Ed Templeton, the Many variations had my head doing bigger spins But for real, how did they manage it? It's not like you'd consider it a standard trick Like that no comply called a banana flip Without putting your foot on the ground before landing it That's a trip, makes me wanna ride or die Til I land it straight up and down or side to side Even if it's a shove it, who am I to cry? I'm still going to stick it in the bye and bye First attempt, not even close On the seventh, almost broke my nose Then I Wilsoned, ripped my clothes and my Board went through one of our garage door windows Sorry Mom, yes I'll pay for it Not now, yes I'll save for it But check it out, watch, wait for it! What! I'm not making it! I got grounded for cussing at thirteen Whatever, like that's going to hurt me, I Tried sneaking out, she kept lurking, I Snuck my board to my room while she was working Man, I'm thrashed, my knee got skidanked, I Know I can land it, I just gotta think, if Mom catches me in the house, I'll get spanked One more try, there goes the fish tank!

Tell 'em that they can't do it, that's the first Step down the path of looking real stupid Who knew that a few crews could invent something New and make the whole world tune into it? They did, didn't say ish, just skated Made it their own in California, their playpen Kept an eye out, for cracks in the pavement and Cops in the habit of hating how they were playing Zorks, proving the point they're just dorks, living High on the hog seeing too much pork, and That's why it isn't considered a sport, you Can't cheat, like you can inside a court Kill it for fun, but when you ask thy will be Done, if you build it they will come All things under the sun have been done except for Us coming together as one, huh? It's hard to explain it, you can't fake it, like doing a McTwist naked Set your intention and state it, I'll bet your body will obey it Hit it hard, be shameless, go the distance like Joe Namath New trick, go name it, touch a glass ceiling, go break it

You know if you win a contest, everybody in the area is gonna know about it Hit the scene with a gangster lean Like Frank Pentangeli Switch stance like his snitch ask, it's As if I'm the biggest Bob Burnquist fan I'm up next Bout to make this contest my conquest Trick after trick gets laced, til First place, now which girl wants the first taste? Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo, hoo, hoo Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo, hoo, hoo Next city, next win for me My entourage full of dogs smells victory It could be bitches in heat, they Come with the territory, or maybe it's me Parties are legendary So much gas, we vet the canary All bros get laid on principle No hoes only goddesses with the glow Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo, hoo, hoo Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo, hoo, hoo Man, I wish I could stay here Riding chicks and lines like Shakespeare All good things come to an end, but I'm Like Apu, thank you, I'll come again I'm on top Like grip tape or Google clicks for Tony Hawk Pros know I'm hot, foes hope I rot Cuz I eat off their plates like Goldilocks Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo, hoo, hoo Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo, hoo, hoo With your talent and my money, I can make you a star No, you guys gotta think bigger, I want to make money I want to get laid every night, I wanna do it all right now

My whole life has been styling the beat Skating native, riding wild in the street When I was chiefing, I'd skate miles for a G Until I was banished to the island of Crete Banished! Hungry for authenticity, I was Famished! Wasting away the days, I needed Ravishing! Fill me to the top, when Sand washes away, you gotta build upon the rock All hands on deck, idle time brings the devil, the Plateau where I'm at now uses logic as the level There is no see-sawing or teetering around the kettle Our scale is oil to water, never settle Militant strategy, monk-like meditation Killing any apathy with structured dedication Premises and math is what we use for medication, but We can get biblical if you need some revelation Thou shalt have no other gods before me That includes sex, money and even weed Music if you use it to escape from what you see, and Booze if you can't go a week without a drink Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God Real talk, not babble like Nimrod Humility is utility, it gets hard Even Superman had to kneel before Zod Yay, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, for thou art my friend I left enemies in the wrong, so the right wins Morally bankrupt don't deserve Divine ends No man is an island according to plan, A House divided against itself cannot stand Friends, countrymen, lend me your hands Enough pounds of pressure grants us pearls from our clams Palms all day when we're fervent with the lesson Psalms all prayed to confirm some intervention All the more form to sustain forward momentum, the Calm before the storm where it breaks reigns and ends some

Ever since that day, that Jeremy Wray Front side flipped the gap at Carlsbad Damn, I thought no way, I can only Pale in comparison, man that's all bad What a damn joke, it's a shame He's a fresh hit and I'm second hand smoke Doh! guess it's back to the court, tennis, lame This level of skating is a Young man's sport Back when Kirchart and Klein were He-men And Reynolds still had hair before the end Who's the boss? At that point Hawk Riley couldn't walk, but he could smoke rot Baker has a Deathwish and Shake Junt was a fetish, like Listening to Mike V preach away or Praying for Jamie's leap of faith Bryce, Britton, Stecyk and Atiba The big four like Macba All in all just a lot of nerds, standing Round the last session at Wallenberg Hit those long rails right, and You might catch a Hollywood High, but Don't bite off more than you can chew Remember Lyon and Ali Bou... Speaking of Jaws and the way he chomps What was up with those blocks? Bigger than Atlanta and Nashville Legislative, like that one who kid ate it Here's to the triple flippers who get hella makes Young Guns like Jeff Dechesare To Yuto, cuz he wins every contest, and That French pig who sticks every hardflip You drip! it's like he's just playing With the cheat code to a video game Skate or die! Not much of a talker, with a No comply like he was Clint Walker Most like Evan Smith, getting Nevers like a seven flip Heaven Sent like a Seven-Eleven trip To hydrate, it doesn't get better than this Maybe finding a skate betty who swallows, or Riding with the Bones Brigade thru Wallows, or One good pic gets a million follows, or Too many edibles - the legend of sleepy hollow Like great art, the thinker was stone Those rewards just think they know Skate hard, leave the blinging alone Be Bravehard like the real Kings of the road.

On today's episode of Skate Socks: tattoos, everybody's got 'em, right? I got one, you got one, you got one don't you? You better Welcome to Skate Socks, what's up? Uh yeah, um, does having more tattoos make you a better skateboarder? Uh, well yeah it does, totally, yeah, you get one and it goes from there Why do you care about that? My brother said that the reason you backed off of hand rails is cause you never had what it takes to get a full sleeve Well, at least my older brother's never done time in jail for meth offenses Brought to you by your local skate shop

Woo! Landed it! Airwalk dude! You landed an airwalk? I'm a skater, yup, I'm a skater You're no player, just a lucky hater I'm a skater, what? I'm a skater Cuff these haters, huh, check you later I can ollie curbs now, hauling ass, a Few months ago, I'd just be falling fast Bust a burn and serve to the upper class When up jumps the learning curve, foot on the gas Pedal to the metal like Metallica and Megadeth Until hip hop stepped up, hella fresh Yes, Yes Y'all, Feelin hella blessed, when Mary Jane lost her breath in the rillofest What more could you want in this life? A board, a Blunt and maybe a mic A wife who could cook and even hang with the guys Do some switch Crooks and fuck all night Am I right? Like am I right or am I right? And I don't see an end in sight, like the Northern Lights Learn a trick and put more on ice, sometimes a Six-Day War like the Golan Heights I'm a skater, yup, I'm a skater You're no player, just a lucky hater I'm a skater, what? I'm a skater Cuff these haters, huh, check you later At 20, I can't skate until I get a job At 30, my job leaves me no time to skate At 40, this gut makes me feel like a slob At 50, how much longer can I afford to wait? I got no time to waste, cuz I need time to skate She wonders why I'm late, I don't know what to say She asked how was my day, I guess it was okay She wants more time to play, I don't know what to say It's like I feel ashamed, and make some kind of game When she just wants a way, for us to feel the same But how can I explain, the one thing that remains Is not her heart or brain, it's just this wooden plank I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate My boss saw me today, and wants me to explain Why I keep coming late, I don't know what to say He says he'll dock my pay, if I can't get it straight Ship out or stay in shape, his face fills up with hate Each day I do the same, and when he comes my way I know just what he'll say, and that's just how it plays So that's our little game, and he's a little lame But he gets his weed from me, so he needs me to stay I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate, I gotta skate

Flat ground, suckling off the world's breast Making something from nothing, like your girl's chest Give it a rest, calm your tits, pipe down Size zero fits you, it's so hip right now You down to clown? Then break out your dork tricks Draw your best Robin Williams on some Mork from Ork shit Make Koston proud, while smoking loud and blowing clouds Killing skate in short rounds like "Dr. Jones says you go now!" If you go down make sure you go swinging Like dope slinging on your way to court for dope slinging Just no singing, unless it's to your own tune Plagiarism's frowned upon and considered rude Don't get triggered dude, Hasbro, get a clue Talkin shit's a part of this shit, you prick you! If I had to choose where to move, just gimme Cali Home of the concrete wave and the real brothers of Simi Valley Pally! "I'm a skater, a creator, a style originator!" Lacing lines like go brah go! Not Coke, pumping fists like rochambeau, dropping Hammers like manners, no Emily Post, the Question is how many can you catch in a row? One trick, two tricks, three tricks, four, like you're Playing Tony Hawk and running up the score Five tricks, six tricks, seven or more, you better be Getting well paid like a high-priced whore Not that you're a whore, unless you want to be one All of us are hustlers, like Jackie Gleason, fucking Street, park and vert, it's a threesome, for Autists, savants, or those who're OCD some It's easier said than done with natural ability, cause Just landing one can lead to absolute tranquility Maybe it's an impossible or an actual mellon lean, but some Learn 'em all like practicing for a national spelling bee These young urbanites have discovered uncharted activites within The sterile surroundings of the environment's original design Has not this trend continued into the residential neighborhood even into the local schoolyard, where the simplest activity has been pre-planned

I didn't learn how to skate overnight, start at the beginning, go one step at a time Street survival, that's what it's all about Oh, so you want to go skating? In my line of work you have no love of rocks Just speed, adrenaline and stomach drops Black ops like night runs on blacktop, or Running blocks and being chased by mad cops What a job, keeping skaters from skating Where there is love you can still find haters hating Oh well, they're in Hell, Heaven's just waiting But for me it's over a seven percent grading Other than speed wobbles, no mishaps Riding the straight and narrow, no switchbacks One take, no brakes, not sharing Kit Kats If I want to get the shakes, I'm bearing down switch stance Oh ish! Man that's a problem When I get to San Fran I'm hitting up all of 'em Until I learn every turn, I'm no shaman, but I love the smell of napalm, let's go bombn Go Bombn, go bombn, go bombn, go bombn Go bombn, go bombn, go bombn, skating real fast Go Bombn, go bombn, go bombn, go bombn Go bombn, go bombn, go bombn, skating real fast The night is still and it just rained Don't touch the puddles, that's a death spray The less you see means less pain Lean back when falling, don't catch your face Go big or go home like Jeremy Wray, and Take the pain, like Danny way Back in the day, I love to see 'em play Now it's etched my bones and DNA As a Youngn, I hit spots like three a day When older, I got lost in t and a I love asphalt but still tease away Don't let it touch you like TSA And don't do it for awards like the VMA's Don't follow the path, by the way If God made mankind out of clay You're Adobe, and can't get hurt anyway Go Bombn, go bombn, go bombn, go bombn Go bombn, go bombn, go bombn, skating real fast Go Bombn, go bombn, go bombn, go bombn Go bombn, go bombn, go bombn, skating real fast Speed freaks! People say yeah bruh. I call skateboarding one of the most highly physical things I've ever done in my life Instantaneous, come on now, South American surprise? People don't realize it, but it is high performance

Finally, I landed it Took three weeks to handle it Sparked it like a bag of sick and Pulled it like a magic trick Abra cadabra, watch the birdie Cameras'll have you awful perty Grab a manual if you're thirsty Lambda Lambda Lambda nerdy Nerds! Know the feeling, herbs Help the healing, words can't Describe the vibe really, it's Just a ride silly Landed it ! He landed it! Went airborne like I manned a jet Used the floor as a landing strip, then Took my board and I smashed that bridge That is the ish, as rad as it gets Mentoring siblings and practicing tricks Considering facets that haven't been meant and Configuring assets in tactical whims Live a little, have a giggle Let It rain, trickle trickle Touch the pain, take a pill, make Jason Dill's day, that's a pickle tickle Wheels, trucks, board, and grip is All you need to forge a flip Tie your shoes before you trip Not everyone can afford to rip Cause if I was Wolverine or Deadpool with a bullet proof spleen The gaps would be obscene and No tweak would have such lean Landed it! He landed it! And with pics, didn't romance shit Or exaggerate it a bit Too legit to lie on my dish Hammers nailing like I'm a roofer And I hammer nails, that's a twofer At the Cooler, I'm the ruler Slick Rick in the rain, don't do it sir! Sticks and stones may break your bones, but This concrete'll shake your dome, and I won't let 'em take my home, so Take your litigious sad and begone Above and beyond the call of duty Love's a hell of a drug for bruising What a doozy, now Get back up and land that beauty!

Out my mom's house front tail drop One-eighty ollie into a couple fakie pops Catch an indie then a mute then a half cab Hit the hip, another Indie and a foot plant Finally clear that trash can off the flat Nbd of the century, I'm the man Watch me on the street putting in work Hey Dad, oh look, dirt One foot slide, why? Cuz it's me Then I finally got that frontside 360 First to do manuals me and Gonz Backside Slappy to frontside revert off Back to high school big man hurricane How cool am I? No handed rocket tail Indie foot plants, hit the trash can again Nail a varial and fakie tail from my hand Wait a minute, I need a breather, gimme a beat change, ok, here we go dude Whoa, long, fat boardslide I got that fire hydrant in a few more tries Signature trick, wall ride Another ollie and some variables back side Like Tom Waits I'm big in Japan I make 'em big stick 'em and land Tony Hawk showed me Airwalks so I made this Cab said I had to grab mute for gay twists That method off the curb left me hella beat Like that three-sixty boardslide at Venice Beach Bonelesses, power slides, tricks I might do Every video I'm at Santa Monica High School More airwalks, more wall rides That picnic table took me all day and all night Let alone that gross dumpster good God Landed It! right on, Natas a good job!

Hey, what do think about skateboarding? Well, it's a little dangerous, I wouldn't try it You look like you are having fun, and that's the main part Yeah we are Wood meets glue, glue meets wood Then they build their neighborhood Thirteen layers pressed up high Traced with forms and cut to size Paint meets board, board meets paint From a screen some artist made Finished product goes in box Then gets sent to skateboard shop Kid sees deck, on display He likes it and wants to pay First he needs some bolts and nuts Griptape, bearings, wheels and trucks Put together very careful Or the clerk will get an earful All he wants to do is skate Once he hits the street they'll make Contact, contact, three, two, one Contact, contact, one, two, three Boy loves board, board loves boy This is more than just a toy They go out and bomb some hills Practice tricks and sharpen skills Try some flips, catch some air Take some trips, show some flare Bond together, like they're friends Wreck themselves and make amends This is special, something sacred And it's focused on the pavement Wouldn't happen to some Earthlings If they hadn't thought up surfing Gravity has many uses Once you feel adrenal juices Flowing from your heart and soul Find your purpose, then you'll know Contact, contact, three, two, one Contact, contact, one, two, three It's fantastic and fun as long as they don't get carried away by it And he does have his safety equipment, his helmet, gloves and pads, just for today I think it's an all around healthy sport. What do you think? I don't know, I just ride them Contact, contact, three, two, one Contact, contact, one, two, three You can't be there every minute watching everything they do, I guess On the other hand, it does give them a lot of balance, and creates a little agility and ability So I'm not objecting to it, but I'm curious to the safety aspects of it The problem is, they do over crowd

It'll be a cold day in hell when skateboarders stop skating, and No way to stop, cold spells when you start hating They wanna hate, they gotta hate There's nothing to appreciate except a lot of waiting It's lose-lose buckaroos and your loss is blatant And who to show and prove to accept your boss Satan It's nothing cute, we're sucker proof With Christ air crucifixes from the Church of Skatan Always hard, dropping Ric Flair, always large Pittances are requisite for fixing shit, we gotta charge The fix is in, we get it in And recommend you come correct or we sound alarms We got a farm, goon squads with some longer arms Cartoon characters, into sharing Lucky Charms They know the law, they grow the slaw Good for toking, home brewing up something warm Saint Liborius'll pour you up a cup of liquor He was a patron who was waiting to heal up the sicker He passed the torch, we manned the sport Then instigated earthquakes and plucked up the Richter We win-win from within cuz we're blessed victors They sin-sin coming pissed, cuz they're wicked pissers We're major players, they're skater haters We're not going to take it, like Twisted Sister Deal, but don't bother checking, your best bet's to fold 'em I got a criminal record, you best bet it's golden I recommend you keep your peace, or you'll get it stolen Try to draw on my account, it's Texas Hold 'Em Know when to say when, like you've had half a Jack Cause if you keep talking trash, we'll have to chat And I don't speak pollution, but I can bag it Jack Don't let your squawking be the straw that broke the camel's back I'll apple-jack you, leave you floating in a bowl Til I flush you down the hole, whoops pop goes the mole Look mama, no eyes, he rolled over and got 'em stole By father Baberaham, and papa was a rolling swole Like the feds or policia Cause I'll keep the cheese that I find in the freezer for your re-up See ya, sorry I had to Ali ya But there's a sucker born every minute, and I wouldn't want to be ya, peace bruh Broken bones are an accepted hazard in this sport The key to safety, wear your pads and know how to fall Oh my God, I forgot to wear my safety equipment I can't ride this pool man, One of the most important things in skateboarding is to wear your safety equipment This is a skateboard safety clinic, and I'm involved in skateboard safety

In forty-five years he never broke a single bone He jammed over fifty fingers though A lotta scars, but he kept all his teeth, he'll Have to ride a car with seats to reach the Hall of Meat Speed kills, and I've seen flesh cutting But it beats pills, or hitting the eject button Why be quick with a retort, when you Can't even laugh at your injury report? It's such a crime, why you do that child? Getting pins inside like a Voodoo Child All the while, no smile, saying let me end it Why not? I gotta admit, you're no Jimi Hendrix You got racked like a pool ball Sacked like a bunch of grip stolen out a pool hall Adrenaline addicts won't cure their fiending Once they get stuck with internal bleeding You can't see the damage But you can feel it like you ate a glass sandwich If someone did it, you would ask for compensation, but Since it's self-inflicted, guess you like self-flagellation And you didn't need a whipping post, to Tear your body apart, just to say you ripped the most What a self-fulfilling prophecy, at Least you kept your word to the streets, that's honesty Slam, or land it, dagnabit, let boys be boys! Snap, or Gram it, get candid, let the boys be boys!

Leaf returns, there's keef to burn I didn't grow up, I didn't learn My job is legal now, got three interns I'm dummy regal now, between the ferns So bored with edibles, so bored with vegetables Colorado's hollow since it went medical I made the gummies and the jellies incredible I get the money like Shkreli, the devil know I ditched the patchworks, I'm slick with fast words I sold your girl some speed, so I could see that tap twerk I don't even go slow anymore, I wanna go so fast, I wanna find that rush You wanna klonopn homonym, I'm in the cut, wanna get that touch Just hit my burner phone, go to your dark place Be in the world alone, I'll be in Park Place I got them 'scripts that'll soften up your hard face I'll even let you cut it up upon my party plate Bro I'm smug as junk, my hair is so coifed Now tell me what you want, I'll get you so zonked I have the dumbest luck, born into that old floss And now you love the junk, I sell you 'til you're broke boss The name's Blaine, Dr. Leaf I presume? Well yay, do you have anything that may ease the pain? Chronic, it tis, if I dare say, I Need a lift, and not a car, more like an airplane I'm talkin clouds where the Olympians abound, the Gods must be crazy to let Earth get this loud Who knew what a little leaf could do to this crowd? Where there's smoke, there's fire, Let's Burn It to the Ground Then on to the hard stuff, keep me hella lean How about a xanny bar dunk into a large promethazine? Just don't ask me to read please Chemistry is a friend to me, but not for testing me Relax, it's not an ugly quiz, and Don't tax too hard or I'll holler at some Hill kids Yeah, I know, it's hit or missing, just Give me ten minutes to fill this prescription Prescription, verschmitzen Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen Didn't get this blitzed or feel this bliss much or They would have told Saint Nick, stuff Christmas! Fat man, you queer! Sneaking in people's houses with a snap-on beard Like here's your presents, up you Fatty, give me xannies and addies Then maybe you can come again, and Only then can we call each other friends But only when you've made yourself useful to Me and brought back my sugar free candies So run along Gramps Move like you've got ants in your pants Bring them back finger lickity splicken Hey, did you see the size of that chicken?

And it's only to get tricks, like that's what he says It's just like I just to do whatever I can to get tricks He'll do everything he possible can to do it exactly the way he pictured it And he's like totally obsessive about it, and it's like, really rad, I like it They have to be aspie or OCD A savant or an autist ODB Fail over and over and go retrieve their Pride for a ride that no one sees Practice, practice, practice makes you Manish right, not batshit right? Manic, manic, manic, just don't Panic, shhh, just don't panic Fuck! I can't land it I can't stand this fucking sport! I can't grasp this fucking board! I can't handle it anymore! I'm never ever, ever going to Sweat another skater or Endeavor to get better at this Bullshit! Four hours later So I misspoke, I definitely Misspoke, I was close to quitting Definitely this close My frustration showed, I was indisposed I know I can figure out the tricks I can get those, I got fast feet I got quick toes, boards only way seventy-six O's, I can definitely flip those Not bad, as far as sketchy shit goes And those trick tips definitely hit home Those clips, definitely did show How to do it right, not like my shit show Now I just got to mimic the video This isn't some gimmick for silly Bros Trying to look Big Willie for pulling hose Fuck debt, this makes your body really broke Don't sleep, you gotta stay really woke Like conspiracy theorists who really know Versus sheep who think that we don't know When all you gotta do is ask cui Bono? Is it real or just mirrors and smoke? Can a board do that, or is it a hoax? Neil blender and Lance are good with the jokes But I don't want to hang with those kind of ropes I definitely won't do dope, I Won't need it, because I'll be too stoked Once I sit down and take a few notes Now, How the fuck do they do those? They have to be aspie or OCD A savant or an autist ODB Fail over and over and go retrieve their Pride for a ride that no one sees Practice, practice, practice makes you Manish right, not batshit right? Manic, manic, manic, just don't Panic, shhh, just don't panic Fuck! I can't land it I can't stand this fucking sport! I can't grasp this fucking board! I can't handle it anymore! I'm never ever, ever going to Sweat another skater or Endeavor to get better at this Bullshit! Four hours later So I misspoke, I definitely Misspoke, I was close to quitting Definitely this close My frustration showed, I was indisposed I know I can figure out the tricks I can get those, I got fast feet I got quick toes, boards only way seventy-six O's, I can definitely flip those Not bad, as far as sketchy shit goes And those trick tips definitely hit home Those clips, definitely did show How to do it right, not like my shit show Now I just got to mimic the video This isn't some gimmick for silly Bros Trying to look Big Willie for pulling hose Fuck debt, this makes your body really broke Don't sleep, you gotta stay really woke Like conspiracy theorists who really know Versus sheep who think that we don't know When all you gotta do is ask cui Bono? Is it real or just mirrors and smoke? Can a board do that, or is it a hoax? Neil blender and Lance are good with the jokes But I don't want to hang with those kind of ropes I definitely won't do dope, I Won't need it, because I'll be too stoked Once I sit down and take a few notes Now, How the fuck do they do those? I don't know what I'm doing right here I don't know. Are you good?

There's something you guys gotta know, you gotta relax and enjoy your skating Isn't that how it all started out, huh? Think about that, listen me right now You'll rip, everything will come together Yeah man, you ride a skateboard Yeah man, you ride a skateboard Yeah man, you ride a skateboard Yeah man, you ride a skateboard Land your kickflips every time? Plan your tricks in every line? Going the distance every grind? Knowing that this is not a crime? Partying harder than a frat boy? Nobody's gnarlier on that toy? Ftp cuz they're failing? Nbd's on the daily? Your world may turn for radical whims Urethane burns for fanatical spins Like a disc jock lurking antics'll win, a Big spot Hunter searching for Animal Chin, a One-hit wonder like medical-grade, who Floods his Summers with cemential waves, and Numbs his bumbers in congressional ways and Loves his hummers from exceptional babes Yeah man, you ride a skateboard Yeah man, you ride a skateboard Yeah man, you ride a skateboard Yeah man, you ride a skateboard What is the point of living if you don't live it? What is the point of giving if you don't get it? What is life worth if you're living on credit? What's your life work, if it's not Epic? Less than, catering complacency and Bedlam, wavering from vagrancy and Jet lag, favoring your placing as a Yes man, yet you're no Jim Carrey Fare Thee Well mortal, your story is finite, I'm Going for the gold, while you're pouring out the pyrite You would never dance with the devil in the Twilight While I'm like bitch... I might! Some call me Bruce, but I'm not that man Addicted to Adrenaline juice, a vampire Batman Who doesn't suck, I'd rather be a rad man With a band, like the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, man Yeah man Let's go, move it!

Now, here's a little story I've got to tell about Three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history with J-Toth, Davey and folk rap Rob G Jump off your back foot, slide that front one Up your black grip, good, that back one comes Up with that kick, huh, nice, might grab mine Land, and back again, like nine lifetime's worth Of practice every day My athletic urges challenged in every way Gymnastic balance on a board that was made for surfing sidewalks Man I have to skate Just one rule oh, there are none fool Skate industrial pipes and any well drained pool Transitions, curbs, wall rides and big hills that make you drool Scooters make for perfect tools Catch a ride for a thirty foot tailslide Or off-road for a dirty foot hayride Eyes peeled for that officer who stays by Illegal ops like weed and gay pride Dude, did you see that new Bones Brigade skate video public domain with Ray Barbee and Frankie Hill? Yeah, have you seen shackle me not buy H Street yet? No way! Oh, there's a way What's this, Jason Lee busts the first tre flip? Not! Rodney popped them back when Jas was like yay big But didn't Templeton invents the alley impossible? Nope, Rodney, it was mission improbable He'd visualize a trick in his mind and press rewind And watch it eighty more times Before a try but he never really did that He'd just stick that trick and then switch stance Switchstance? Switch that trick up, what? You are saying he could flip that Goofy and regular? Nah, they must have taped those Frames from funny angles, no one can make no Switchstance that sick, I'm telling you dude Say it ain't so man Sorry I can see where this is going to go man Guess I'll strap up and hit the snow man Hey! Have you heard about Solomon Agha Breaks his ankle but still wants to skate So he learns all his tricks backwards? Old news bro Haven't you seen the plan B video? What? By the time my tre flip became poppable and my Impossibles wrapped around vertical and not horizontal The pros put in some burly work And up jumped the learning curve And they were doing it and doing it well When Colin McKay hit puberty it all jelled Gonz had only dabbled a little in competition But most didn't notice him switching Yeah, practice, practice Man this has its drawbacks, that's if I want to ride at the top of the ranks No thanks, but I let my soul hang Kickflip first then Switch flip, learned it! Another day you elusive switch tre It's a fact you will soon have to face someday Yeah, yeah I know, I know Thanks man, got it bro! Meanwhile, I'll style perfect melancholies with a smile God bless the child who Been had a little story named Paul Revere Just me and my story in my 14th year Writing by my hand, written up fast Careless copies to be xeroxed to get the wrap One lonely emcee I be Got multiple personalities The sun was beating down on my face and back My hair was getting blond my ears were getting black Looking for a world I ran into a high Her name was Mary Jane she said howdy, I said bye So, so that's a little story of our skating history Skaters and creators as far as the eye can see Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh