[Shane]
I'm the penthouse suite, you're the 'burbs.
How come I didn't get my photo from Jen Silverberg?
This is Shane, and I wanna dance,
all over the cows at the meat-packing plant.
Fuck you. You guys are so obnoxious,
you get close to me and I absorb your toxins.
It smells bad, like the Frozen Foods,
you put me in a really bad attitude.
So now it's bitch, all about me, you're
gonna get rich and there's no money for me to see.
I'm Shane, just part of the scenery, I
guess, but I've got surgically altered breasts,
man breasts that is, I'm the kid who always
comes to take a piss at your house just to be the Wiz.
Hey, hey, Frozen Foods fuck you,
I don't trust you, Jen good luck boo.
Hey y'all, this Shane West with the yay y'all,
I just got locked up in jail if you say so, but
yo, I'll point a finger back at you, let the
memory linger and get the crowd mad at you.
It's Shane Westerhoff-Schultz bring the pain. A
lot of people, think my rhymes are profane, but
that's because they're spoken like Amy Locane,
from California, I'm so hot, I'm smoking...

[Tucker]
Wow Shane, love the O.C. kitsch,
but why are you such a hokey bitch?
Boo hoo, arrows and bows,
your Mom was a real ho.
These are old bitten shit, but it's hotter than your
writtenness, all I do is practice exquisiteness.
My freestyles, you couldn't pack in your finger,
you're more like Prince's back-up singers.
Shane? I'm so tired of that, yo
you smell like Eminem, and you're still wack, so
I guess you need a bigger record deal, like
'where's my record deal?' yo, Shane how does it feel?
You shocked me like an electric eel, then you
came back around and caught me on the reel-to-reel.
It's so real that it's fake, so
go take your hand and go out on a date, hey
Shane, it's just the way it has to be, you battle
Tucker Dale Booth and this shit becomes catastrophe.
Magically, tragically showing you I statically,
emphatically, radically smack the track when you're
attacking me...

[Chadd]
Both of you guys are so pouty, this is
Chadd, and the only thing I care about is West County,
and you don't live there, so boo hoo,
and quit wearing those gay highlights in your hair.
Why don't you listen to me? This is Chadd,
my Dad works for the law, and you shall see,
if you step to me, we'll come back,
and slap a lawsuit on you as our weaponry.
Chadd Shierholz, own my own dildo,
used to know the hobbit, but you can call me Bilbo.
Chadd...you're so sad,
you're like fucking community college post grads...
Yeah!
punchline jokes, throw my shit in the air.
(Wait, that's Chadd just tryin' to be a player). Used
to go to Principia, but now I only hang with Rick Flair,
I was chastized by my Sunday teacher
about prayer, she said, 'how dare,
you not come to church until you
realize what clothes you're supposed to wear.'
I said, 'I'm a Principian, and
you're not even gonna win, because
I've learned that's it's my turn, because
Mary Baker Eddy had sideburns...'




Song from the free album
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NANCY by The NancyBoys
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