[Tucker Booth intro about NancyBoys and Timbuck 3]
[hook]
I study nuclear science, I love my classes,
I got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses,
things are going great, and they're only getting better,
I'm doing all right, getting good grades,
the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades...
I gotta wear shades...

[Frank Friction]
I got some new shoes for the first day of school,
walking thru the hall, making pretty ladies drool, cause I
polished up the white, rubber soles on my Chuck's, girl
gimme ride home, let's pull over and fuck, but I'm not
in the phone book, so you don't know my number, you
wondered where I was hanging out all summer, in the
suburbs, got the leather jacket and the Ray-Bans,
phone in my pocket stay shakin' like a paint can, man
I make bananers like palm trees, at the
jukebox, hair slicked back like I'm Fonzie, you
call me a NancyBoy, cause I like fancy toys, I
got the Ipod with the lightning-rod camcorder,
with a can opener, plus it's a transformer,
bar-b-qing salmon in the backyard, throwing washers.
I drink the blue can for sentimental reasons, but
sometimes I drink the red can, depending on the weekend.

[Tucker Booth hook]
I'm doing all right, getting good grades,
the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades...
[Blaine]
Yes I do...(I gotta wear shades) this is true...

I throw fisticuffs at dykes, kinda
like when I rough up my own suspect late night.
Dave might a letterman, a veteran with
great thighs, but I stay styled with a better tan,
and I have better legs, girls from here to
Winnipeg have offered me cracks at their eggs,
my seedlings fall off my ledge into the
brink of their hedge. I call it the gosling effect,
for once I was ugly, and wanted to be drowned,
then I was lonely, and wanted to be found,
life became, 'love me!' and once the coffee
grounds got tossed out and caffine comes running around,
I get sentimental, like when I have
to take my brand new Mustang back to the rental,
like when I feel like I'm a big guy who can play gentle,
like watching David make it on Comedy Central...

[Tucker bridge and hook]
He's Nancy! Oh! A 1-2, a 1-2, a 1-2,
He's Nancy! Come on! A 1-2, a 1-2, a 1-2,
I study nuclear science, I love my classes,
I got a crazy teacher who wears dark glasses,
things are going great, and they're only getting better,
I'm doing all right, getting good grades,
the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades...

and all the
NancyBoys all across the planet, do the
metrosexual 'til they just can't stand it, and all the
NancyBoys all across the world, do the
good cock-tease for every girl, and all the
NancyBoys all across the planet, do the
metrosexual 'til they just can't stand it, and all the
NancyBoys all across the world, do the
good cock-tease for every girl...

He's Nancy! Oh! A 1-2, a 1-2, a 1-2,
He's Nancy! Oh! A 1-2, a 1-2, a 1-2...
He's Nancy! Oh! A 1-2, a 1-2, a 1-2,
He's Nancy! Oh! A 1-2, a 1-2, a 1-2...





Song from the free album
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NANCY by The NancyBoys
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