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Brudders Gotta Hug feat. Brad, ChADD and Chip Shierholz

from NANCY by The Nancyboys

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After we meet Chadd on the last song, his older brother Brad likewise intrudes upon Blaine and Leaf business, and this song continues the family drama that is known as "Brothers McShierholz" (based on West County, whiteboy private school culture--i.e. Principia)

lyrics

[Brad]
Chadd I will not tie your shoes again...nope, I won't do it...
[Chadd]
Brad! Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!

[hook]
Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta hug...

[Brad]
So...16 and freakishly sexy...two young
brothers, and I'm older, watching the chain
saw and the charisma rip my television.
Dad! I want my TV back! 'No...'
my MTV he says, 'Go watch it, it's cool,
I'm gonna take Chadd and Chip hunting. Pretty soon,
you'll be able to shoot the .22,' but I'm older.
Damn, OMG why? I'm older!
Why are you taking Chadd? I'm sorry, you
caught in the garage smoking down nugs with Leaf.
I can still aim a shotgun, I can still go
'hah, hah hah, hah, hah,' and party and have fun.
The 'Studio 7' boys...
it's Studio 54, and I'm with the toys,
and I don't give a fuck man, cause I
got my Varnet t-shirt on, and I got France,
on my back...
Poison posters and Body Glove shoes is all I need,
but Mom says, 'Chip let's go to the
Gap and buy some more plaid.' Well
fuck you man, and fuck you Chip, and
fuck you Chadd, I'm older, you're younger, we're brudders...
The Brothers McShierholz, for all y'all people
out there who just don't grab hold, cause
this shit's underground...no wait,
actually it's two stories, above a garage in West
County...fuckin'-A...
I got God on my back, what do you say?
Man, I go to a private school,
fuck CBC, I go to get my jerk off, and
sell exstacy and acid to the freaks, so
sixteen and freakishly sexy...
Yeah, I'm older...

[hook]
Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta hug...
[Chadd]
...and I'm younger, like those kids starving from hunger
[hook]
Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta hug...

Chadd, Sh-sh-sh-Shierholz, the coolest kid,
the freakiest motherfucker since Core Project
broke up. I don't know why they did it. I
said they were a bunch of dimwits, they called Chadd a
nitwit. I said, 'My Dad's a lawyer. I'll beat your
ass on video camera and sell it to Diane Sawyer.'
I've got friends the entertainment industry, who
don't understand your wack mimicry.
Chadd's symmetry is so beautiful, it's
like looking at a painting...it's like
you ain't saying shit...Yo, you don't know what I
mean, this is Chadd, you're not a member of my basketball
team, you never went to Prin, you never knew about
Christian Science and God's reliance in me, the creator of everything, CHADD, the GOD of the world and you're
so sad, next to me, it's like you're tripping on
Brad's exstacy, Bradwell and
Chaddwell, kings of the weaponry,
let's get a look at me, my Mom needed a
c-section just to have me...
C to the H to the A-D-D, it's
Chadd...

[hook]
Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta hug...
[Chadd]
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug Brad! Brothers gotta hug! Come on!
[hook]
Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta hug...
[Chadd] Mom likes me better anyway!

[Chip]
Little brother Chip off the boulder, grip the
microphone with a chip on my shoulder, not a
pushover, but I'm hardly ever sober, pockets full of
posy, my posse waiting for orders...so what you
know about Canadian borders? Colder than my
brothers, Chadd's younger, Brad's older...HOLD UP...
cause I'm youngest, geekin' off the fungus,
reekin' off a one hit, of the blunt kid.
My main pundit cooks poncet, I love it when she
drops another dozen, I'ma knock it up or something.
Suddenly I'm jumpin'. Cut and leave or something? Never, I'ma be her husband, I'ma go to school and be a
chiro-prac-adjustor, but Brad introduced me to a
glad-bag of juicy, blueberry koosh, heebrid
that he bred, but Chadd told Dad, and
Dad got angry, and grounded my ass, that's the
reason that I can't leave, so I had to sneak out in my
$100 sneakers, snuck into the chem lab and
stole a bunch of beakers, deegis, broke a Bunsen
burner so it's goin' be smellin' fishy, listen to my
whimsy, Gypsy thought patterns, two beers and I'm
tipsy, Chip flip words like Jacob's Ladder. My
grey matter pancakes are fatter than your average
Ursa. This little man's a damager, he'll manage to hurt ya...

[hook]
Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta hug...





Song from the free album
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NANCY by The NancyBoys
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from NANCY, track released April 20, 2010
Rappers:
Brad, Chadd and Chip Shierholz
Produced by Serengeti, recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Toth from Hoth

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J-Toth from Hoth Saint Louis

Jonathan Toth was born on the planet Hoth. Since his arrival to Earth, he's been making his own form of music. He's a big fan of sampling movies, especially good science fiction. Human beings are so creative with film. He's also noticed that Earth has many of the same problems that his planet Hoth had... but they figured it out. Evolution is inevitable. ... more

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