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Scary! (get the w)

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“Ready, set, and begin.”

[knock, knock]
W: You wanted to see me Poppy?
HW: Yes Junior. It’s your turn to be president.
"Oh SHIT!"
W: Uhhh…you sure that’s a good idea Poppy?
HW: It’s your turn son. Make the family proud, don’t be a dickhead.

Become president? Scary!
Protect the country from terrorists? Scary!
Save myself from embarrassment? Dumb Scary!
John Stewart and Colbert are slick and uncaring!

Poppy when he’s angry? Scary!
Karl Rove his brain baby? Scary!
That old, white-haired Bush lady, sick scary!
Any average day in the life of Dick Cheney.

Vietnam was pretty scary, but
luckily my military career was miscarried,
Skull and Bones? Big and scary!
Back in school, they made me memorize dictionaries!

Saddam Hussein was real scary,
but we got him hanged, then he got real buried.
My mood swings were real varied, so they
put me on lithium when things got real hairy.

[break]

Bin Laden and his Muslims? Scary!
The People might become one? Scary!
If Republicans vote Ron Paul their number one,
All the shit I did’ll get undone? Real scary!

WMD’s? Yup, scary.
We got away with Iraq, but just barely.
Yellow cake ain’t fake, it’s just scary,
and we got a 9-11 license to hunt terror.

Sodium penothol? Stupid scary.
What I seen can’t be viewed in the library,
cause they’ll kill me. Death by something scary,
but at least it’ll be quick, they ain’t gonna tarry.

The big banks been scary,
way before the NRA hated on Jim Carrey,
way before JFK been carried off to
who knows where, but it ain’t no cemetery.

[break]

W: No shit this shit’s scary, but you know what’s more scary? There’s a shitstorm of shit coming in, and if the next administration ain’t one of us, it’s all gonna fall on them.

HW: You just might be right Junior.

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from Conspiracy Theory, released November 19, 2013
Produced by Necktie. Scratches by DJ Innovation.

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J-Toth from Hoth Saint Louis

Jonathan Toth was born on the planet Hoth. Since his arrival to Earth, he's been making his own form of music. He's a big fan of sampling movies, especially good science fiction. Human beings are so creative with film. He's also noticed that Earth has many of the same problems that his planet Hoth had... but they figured it out. Evolution is inevitable. ... more

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